I'd like to send a big fuck you to the dick who decided while walking towards me and realizing that I'm a new guy, that he'd put his head down and walk right by me rather than say, oh, i dunno, "hi" or "welcome" or even "eat shit buddy". nice. little does he know that i run this here semi-anonymous blog, and the shit is on him.
In other news, I'm glad to see how much you all care about my dying tree and the pain it is causing me to have to part with it. Really, I'm ok, and I won't be discussing its fate here anytime soon. I did manage, however, to "borrow" one of the neighborhood kids and, well, let's just say that Rob will be impressed.
I do have this exciting bit: I'm using yet another work from home day well, as I'm off to the dentist.
UPDATE
I'm back from the dentist. Truth be told: I hate the dentist. In fact, I think I'll hook him up with sir shit head of the hallways.
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6 comments:
would only that i had wounded him with my presents. all two goopy ounces.
dude is shy.
people like that are such idiots.
Maybe he has ESP and sensed that you are a dickweed.
da shit weasel!
grumble: dude is a dick.
brooke: you make a good point, as only an idiot would pass up on conversation with incredible me.
le bruce bruce: if by esp, you are referring to your amazingly small junk, then yes. you should go fuck yourself, regardless, but smile while you're doing it.
sven: i like the way your mind works. did i see you on the white rapper show last fall?
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