Iraq, You Rock, But Folks Keep Dying

I realize that this blog has a readership of about 7 buggers (on a good day), but I'm still throwing this out to all internet [Mario van] peoples.

Does anyone else find it a scosh nuts that the "Coalition of the Willing" are pulling out of Iraq in droves, and Bush is calling this a "sign of success"?

Last I checked, there were nearly 4,000 total Coalition deaths, including 3,147 U.S. Apparently these folks were expendable, otherwise, George W. Bush and the U.S. Congress wouldn't likely have agreed to and begun increasing U.S presence in Iraq via a surge in troops to the tune of 21,500.

Today, it was sunny and relatively warm (41 degrees F) for winter in the Boston area. As I walked the four blocks from my parking spot to my office, through melting snow and ice, I relished the warm air and thought only of the coming spring and summer months. I smiled and sipped my coffee.

Hours before, another U.S. helicopter was shot down, "insurgents" blew up a truck carrying chlorine gas, which sent 55 people to the hospital, and yet another exploded car bomb killed 2 and injured an additional 4 people. These people did not die to protect my freedom to write this.

Clinton was nearly impeached for getting a hummer from a fat chick and trying to keep it a secret from his wife; Bush kills thousands and will get the chance to kill thousands more. That's fair, right?

I'm Mad as Hell and I'm Not Going to Take it Anymore

It's true: I am mad, and I'm not going to take it anymore. Except that I don't seem to have a choice. And I'm going to have to take it. Hard.

I'd like to thank the U.S. Senate Republicunts for standing by their man, Saturday, and blocking important, albeit, non-binding legislation that saught to deny the insane President's troop build up in everyone's favorite sand box, Ifuckingraq. Instead, I'll say, "nice work, way to keep that partisan divide as wide as Bush's daughter's gash".

Wasn't there a recent national vote, afterwhich the Republicunt majority was replaced with a Democratic majority? And were the Democrats not running on the basis that they would take a stand against the fake war and against the lunacy of George witless Bush, Dick fucking Cheney, and the rest of the neonazi (I mean neoconservative) party? What the hell happened? Oh, that's right. The fucking Democrats blew their wads and decided that instead of actually wanting to end the war, they'd rather launch exploratory committees to evaluate their potential presidential candidacies.

Will someone please remind me what the troops are dying for in Iraq these days? Is it freedom? Is it truth and justice? Is it the pursuit of democracy? Oh, that's right, it's for oil. And capitalism. And George W. Bush's legacy. Well, fuck him, and fuck this farce.

With the information available on the superfactual internet, I was able to dig up this tidbit at the so-called uberliberal website www.npr.org: a total of 3088 U.S. troops have died during the course of this "war on terrorism". Add to that the range of Iraqi deaths (minimum = 30,000 as reported by the Bush administration, maximum = 650,000 as reported by the Johns Hopkins School of Public Health) and the U.S. government's general lack of giving a shit about troops and civilians and anything un-Jesus, and the similarties between this failed invasion of Iraq and the failed invasion of Vietnam seem even harder to dismiss. Like the huge boner I have to get rid of Bush's idiocracy. Interestingly, the Vietnamese government reports that approximately 4 million people have suffered from the effects of agent orange; I wonder how many people will suffer when Bush finally dusts off the red button and brings a nuke-you-ler holocaust on the Middle East.

Perhaps the government does need to reinstate a draft policy. Only this time, the Republicunt Senators and Representatives will be the first drafted and killed off. When they're dead, draft their kids and kill them off. Then, for shits and grins, hit up the Democratic Senators and Representatives who voted for a war not this war, and send them off to die.

Oh well, I guess I shouldn't be so upset, as I'll be in Canada dying from cirrhosis as soon as fucking possible.

You Called Me What (the Fuck)?

Yesterday, I heard two separate but related what the fucks on NPR:

1. Some Jews are calling other Jews anti-semites for not fully supporting Israel's every action.

2. Black people do not consider Barack Obama black.

As an upper middle class atheist white guy, all I can infer from this kind of shit is that apparently I have been on the wrong side of religion all my life as the apocalypse is imminent, and that Mitt fucking Romney will be the next president of the United fucking States.

It's settled: I'm moving to Canada.

Light Brite Will Destroy Us All

Well, thanks to six years of fear mongoring and excessive use of the now meaningless word "terrorism", Lil W finally got to the otherwise intellectually superior people of Boston and made them retarded.

Yesterday, much of the city, and the tail end of my commute to work, were brought to a screeching halt. Literally. Why? Because a Mass Bay Transit Authority worker (read some fat, dumb-fuck, Dunkin Dognuts coffee-drinking, house coat-wearing, subhuman ball fuck) just happened to pull her tear-filled eyes away from the full spread of TomKat's unholy offspring in her Inquirer to look up and see this:



Minutes later, the Orange Line was shut down, traffic came to a halt, and the bomb squad appeared and "blew the object apart with a water cannon".

What the fuck. Look at this silly thing. Seriously. We've actually come face to face with the Reaper, and it's a fucking Light Brite image of space invaders?

We should all heed it's advice and go fuck ourselves.

IMPEACH THE FUCKER

In case you do not understand the request of this post, perhaps you should send a member of your own family to Iraq to contribute to the success of the mission (how rediculously midevil). Preferably this family member is 18 years-old and emotionally naive, or (like my father) is a 57 year-old, frail, career army grunt who recently returned home from this "war on terrorism" and ran like bloody hell to retire from the military before he was back-door drafted, again, into the war. Better yet, let's send the junior Bush's alcoholic, fuck-pig daughters---Like, oh my god, I'm so, like, killing towel heads; come on, let's do blow off their asses. Yeah! Daddy would be sooooooooo proud!

What is the purpose of sending "Coalition of the Willing" (are you fucking kidding me!) folks to Iraq: to kill the evil Iraqi terrorists (read those who control the oil we so desparately need to ensure that greenhouse gasses bring about the end of the world---if this cunt of a president doesn't actually do it first). And/or be killed by said terrorists.

Wait, weren't the so-called September-the-eleventh-two-thousand-and-one terrorists from Afghanistan? And, isn't Iraq geographically if not politcally and religiously fundamentally fucking different from Afghanistan (not to mention factioned among itself politcally and religiously---ergo the current civil war)? Moreoever, what the fuck does America have against Saddam Hussein (shit, I love names that have double consonants), except that Bush I made a failed attempt to capture and kill him for political, if not monetary reasons? Well, he was an evil dictator who treated his own people terribly and also personally profitted from controlling at least two thirds of the world's precious oil supply. But, so are the male members of the Bush family (without the controlling the oil bit---yet).

Our so-called freedom of speech doesn't even begin to cover the language required to describe the lunatic who's driving this pathetic shell of a country further into that "Hell" his pseudo-Christian, neo-conservative ass is so afraid of.

A friend recently wrote, "If you voted for him in 2000, you are a fucking fool. If you voted for him in 2004, you are a fucking criminal." I would add that to impeach the junior Bush is the consitutional right and just action of our elected officials; to not is a crime and is cowardly.

So I beg of you, let's band together and remove this vial filth from office before he kills people within the confines of our country---oh, but he's already done that; damn. Anyhoo, let's get this criminal and his cronies out of office. NOW.