Additions for 19 February 2007:
1. I thought that the plural of le chat was les chattes (like lattes only cats).
2. I once had a plan for world peace, but traded it for a bucket of fried chicken (dam, I love the Colonel).
3. I prefer to spell "damn" without the "n", and when questioned about this I say that, yes, I meant "dam", as in what beavers build. Then, I laugh because I said beaver.
4. I've been using "lol" in everyday conversations.
5. I still have a MySpace account.