"I fucking hate you"
"Argyle is the new black"
"Hugs and mittens"
"Looks like (or sounds like) someone woke up on the wrong side of 'I'm an asshole' this morning"
If I see any of these "out there", I'll be expecting my royalty check.
Update (as of 319 PM EST---thanks bunny):
"Dude! You're Gay!" (exclamation points required. If I see "Dude, you're gay", I'll let it slide, as there simply is no pizazz without punctuation.)
3 comments:
I think you should add, "Dude! You're gay!" to that list. I can't stop saying it to BJ Blonde.
I have dibs on "I found something questionable in my stool." (Ideal for calling in sick to work.)
Although, Lord Fondleberries, you may be better of with (in a raucous cockney accent) "No can do, Brigadier, something's amiss in me shit, wot?"
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