Little girl: "Mommy, our grass looks long. Should Daddy cut it?"
Mommy: "Don't be silly, honey, god created the brown people to cut the lawn."
Little girl: "I thought the brown people were created to clean the house."
Mommy: "No, honey, the Russians were created to clean the house."
But it might be all in my head.
2 comments:
Ha, TOO FUCKING FUNNY.
I hate it that you think I am old.
(Actually, this sounds like a made-up conversation I might have created.)
That's one long ass mother fucker of a comment. I see you had to break it into several comments - what a hassle. Really, the blogosphere should be more accommoating.
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