Tuesday, January 16, 2007

It's a Small World after all

I'm pretty sure I overheard the following conversation today.


Little girl: "Mommy, our grass looks long. Should Daddy cut it?"

Mommy: "Don't be silly, honey, god created the brown people to cut the lawn."

Little girl: "I thought the brown people were created to clean the house."

Mommy: "No, honey, the Russians were created to clean the house."


But it might be all in my head.

2 comments:

Bottle Job Blonde said...

Ha, TOO FUCKING FUNNY.

I hate it that you think I am old.

(Actually, this sounds like a made-up conversation I might have created.)

grumblemurray said...

That's one long ass mother fucker of a comment. I see you had to break it into several comments - what a hassle. Really, the blogosphere should be more accommoating.