Yesterday, I heard two separate but related what the fucks on NPR:
1. Some Jews are calling other Jews anti-semites for not fully supporting Israel's every action.
2. Black people do not consider Barack Obama black.
As an upper middle class atheist white guy, all I can infer from this kind of shit is that apparently I have been on the wrong side of religion all my life as the apocalypse is imminent, and that Mitt fucking Romney will be the next president of the United fucking States.
It's settled: I'm moving to Canada.