According to my horriblescope for today, I was apparently prepared for this cranky response to said Floridian cunts:
There is a great deal of uncertainty in the air right now, which could leave you feeling moody or downright cranky today. The good news is that all your friends and loved ones are attuned to your feelings, and they will be able to zig whenever you zag. They can provide all the stability or calming energy you may need. So try not to isolate yourself too much today. Get with people as often as you can, even if it's just to hang out and shoot the breeze.
Lucky for me, I'm a male hooker, so I can get with up to 3 people in an hour, thus satisfying the "get with people as often as I can" bit.
In other news, the lovely people of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, have put on yet another display of brotherly love. This assholewas nice enough to leave his daughter outside in the cold. She died. My favorite part, "Tiny footprints in the snow suggested she had gotten up and wandered around before she died". Awww.