Well, thanks to six years of fear mongoring and excessive use of the now meaningless word "terrorism", Lil W finally got to the otherwise intellectually superior people of Boston and made them retarded.
Yesterday, much of the city, and the tail end of my commute to work, were brought to a screeching halt. Literally. Why? Because a Mass Bay Transit Authority worker (read some fat, dumb-fuck, Dunkin Dognuts coffee-drinking, house coat-wearing, subhuman ball fuck) just happened to pull her tear-filled eyes away from the full spread of TomKat's unholy offspring in her Inquirer to look up and see this:
Minutes later, the Orange Line was shut down, traffic came to a halt, and the bomb squad appeared and "blew the object apart with a water cannon".
What the fuck. Look at this silly thing. Seriously. We've actually come face to face with the Reaper, and it's a fucking Light Brite image of space invaders?
We should all heed it's advice and go fuck ourselves.