I'm on lunch waiting to hear how Heather's first day is going, so I figured I'd make a quick tour through the blogosphere.
As usual, I started here to get the news of the day. He's got a rather nice post about why escalators should swallow children (or at least suburbanite children who resemble pigs). I left him a nice comment as did my pal from StinkWeasel Stories (of course, I cruised over to her blog to see the what what; I don't reallly know what that means, but MC Search said it on White Rapper, so I figured I'd go along). I was happy to read that she still hates the fucking stupid people.
I went back to alphablog to see whether he'd (or she'd, due to the animated turtle, we're still waiting on confirmation of gender) replied to a comment I made yesterday. Sadly, s/he had not. But this smart boy did. So, I popped over to his place only to learn that he's got to switch dissertation topics, becuase the board denied him. That's sad. I recognize that he likely put in long hours on the project, so I left some words of encouragement for him. Then I noticed that the trailor trash cowboy junky also left him some words of encouragement. I couldn't resist ripping on him a bit. Ha ha. I mean seriously, he offered educational career advice to this poor fella, but at his own blog makes posts like "Phuk Skul". That's so awesome. I can't wait to drink Old Milwakee Lights in the parking lot before a Judas Priest show with that silly hick.
Then I took a breath and checked out the list. My favorite search terms this time: it's a tie. I love "Recent Pictures of Joey Lawrence Shirtless", but how could I not also love "Celebration Peeing Movie List".
During the last stretch, I went here . He's got a funny bit about a child nearly peeing in a closet and definitely falling down some stairs (I love when kids fall; actually I love when anyone falls. Want to see me pee my pants: have a fall). I'm beginning to think he's a rather sick bastard: I said that in a what I think is a rather funny comment here; incidentally (you all know how much I love and misuse that word all over the place), for the fans of the Bunny, she may be blogging again. I like to think I had something to do with that. Here's a response she made to one of my comments at her place, "You almost make me wish I still blogged". That was nearly a month ago. She's made several posts since. Hmmm. Also during that stretch, I checked out the first of three blondes I now sort of don't really know (no updates, awww). Then, I hit the second of three blondes I now sort of don't really know: she's still rockin that creepy half bacterium / half dildo pic. Sexxxy. And then, I surfed over to the third blonde I now sort of don't really know (she's a scosh filthy, but well worth reading---trust her, she's a blonde).
Finally, I checked out the deltahouse to see what ole flounder is up to. Nothing: I hope he didn't actually freeze.
Overall, I rate this trip through the sphere a four: it had a good beat, but I couldn't dance to it.