Monday, January 29, 2007

Today's Buggery

I'm on lunch waiting to hear how Heather's first day is going, so I figured I'd make a quick tour through the blogosphere.

As usual, I started here to get the news of the day. He's got a rather nice post about why escalators should swallow children (or at least suburbanite children who resemble pigs). I left him a nice comment as did my pal from StinkWeasel Stories (of course, I cruised over to her blog to see the what what; I don't reallly know what that means, but MC Search said it on White Rapper, so I figured I'd go along). I was happy to read that she still hates the fucking stupid people.

I went back to alphablog to see whether he'd (or she'd, due to the animated turtle, we're still waiting on confirmation of gender) replied to a comment I made yesterday. Sadly, s/he had not. But this smart boy did. So, I popped over to his place only to learn that he's got to switch dissertation topics, becuase the board denied him. That's sad. I recognize that he likely put in long hours on the project, so I left some words of encouragement for him. Then I noticed that the trailor trash cowboy junky also left him some words of encouragement. I couldn't resist ripping on him a bit. Ha ha. I mean seriously, he offered educational career advice to this poor fella, but at his own blog makes posts like "Phuk Skul". That's so awesome. I can't wait to drink Old Milwakee Lights in the parking lot before a Judas Priest show with that silly hick.

Then I took a breath and checked out the list. My favorite search terms this time: it's a tie. I love "Recent Pictures of Joey Lawrence Shirtless", but how could I not also love "Celebration Peeing Movie List".

During the last stretch, I went here . He's got a funny bit about a child nearly peeing in a closet and definitely falling down some stairs (I love when kids fall; actually I love when anyone falls. Want to see me pee my pants: have a fall). I'm beginning to think he's a rather sick bastard: I said that in a what I think is a rather funny comment here; incidentally (you all know how much I love and misuse that word all over the place), for the fans of the Bunny, she may be blogging again. I like to think I had something to do with that. Here's a response she made to one of my comments at her place, "You almost make me wish I still blogged". That was nearly a month ago. She's made several posts since. Hmmm. Also during that stretch, I checked out the first of three blondes I now sort of don't really know (no updates, awww). Then, I hit the second of three blondes I now sort of don't really know: she's still rockin that creepy half bacterium / half dildo pic. Sexxxy. And then, I surfed over to the third blonde I now sort of don't really know (she's a scosh filthy, but well worth reading---trust her, she's a blonde).

Finally, I checked out the deltahouse to see what ole flounder is up to. Nothing: I hope he didn't actually freeze.

Overall, I rate this trip through the sphere a four: it had a good beat, but I couldn't dance to it.


knottyboy said...

I'm nice and sweet, I just have a dark nougaty center that will make your lips purse and bite your lower lip. It's all in good fun or is it?

wigger said...

It is MC Serch. Bitch.

Anonymous said...

Where did my comment go?

God's gift to women (with really low standards) said...

You can say what you want, but my turtle kicks ass.

Lord Fondleberries said...

kb: i think you're missing a word there.

wigger: thanks. i always preferred the pimp minister pete nice to mc serch, so perhaps there was a bit of subconcious buggery going on when i made this post.

bjb: i think i deleted your comment inadvertently. feel free to repost. unless it was a stupid comment. i do not allow stupid comments on my blog. well, except from god's gift to women.

ggwtwrls: i am now convinced that you are a girl. i like your blog, though. it's funny.

Anonymous said...
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Lord Fondleberries said...

seems there is something wrong with the comment field on this blog.

for the record, carlo$ dinero, trailer trash cowboy, left the following comment, but it was somehow deleted:

"oh poor baby, what did you do block me?"

stupid fucking beta.

lord f