Monday, March 5, 2007

Advice from the Cube Gods

Today's advice:

"You suck! That's great!"

11 comments:

egan said...

Cube as in Rubik's Cube or those work cubicle thingies?

Lord Fondleberries said...

egan: sadly, it's a damned work cubicle which provides these motivational bits of advice.

Crashdummie said...

Sounds more like a pep rally to me…

egan said...

Oh yes, I'm all too familiar with those work cubicles. Be thankful we have them though. I watched 9 to 5 this weekend because it just happened to be on HBO. No cubicles in the late 70's to early 80's. Now talk about zero privacy.

Rob said...

Your cubicle talks to you? Mine just talks nonsense on the phone all day and farts something fierce, an odd savory mix of tobacco smoke, coffee and decaying flesh. Or is that the person in the next cubicle?

Lord Fondleberries said...

crash: it's a constant pep rally.

egan: i'm sure you rented 9 to 5, everyone knows that the only 1980s film that ever airs on hbo is "turk 182".

rob: it's more like yelling. i'd recommend you lay off the day-old deli there.

furiousBall said...

my cube tells me I suck too.

Jay said...

I do suck pretty great.

Rob said...

Jesus crawled outta my ass without so much as a "How do you do?" You can take your savior and dip him in warm, fragrant piss.

re bluce bluce said...

you makey me r.o.r.

Smiley said...

Thank God I don't work in the mans box. I couldn't take it.